"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
04/17/2018 at 13:54 • Filed to: None
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"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
04/17/2018 at 13:54 • Filed to: None | 2
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AKA: I lost my keyes and asked for the company car to attend a meeting.
Engine: has cylinders
Power: yes
Torque: no
Seats: plenty
Gearbox: 5+R manual
Clutch pedal: as hard to operate as a b777.
Size: the same as a CX3, a crossover
Body style: hunchback of Notre Dame with 5 doors
Year: one in which safety regulations stayed in the ninties
Weight: a little under a lot, a bit above too little
Tire compound: harder than a rejection
Cost: company car
Fuel consumption: infinitesimally small
Driver: TAE
Experience with manual gearboxes: Sufficient
# of stalls in traffic: zero bitches!
Hot take: This is a fun little car that is slow car-slow, and makes you remember you need to be greatful for forced induction/ large displacement engines.
The clutch has no bite, and is as communicative as a ponzi-scheme manager pleading the 5th amendment in a federal court.
WilliamsSW
> Spanfeller is a twat
04/17/2018 at 13:56 |
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Sooooo, how does it feel when you side step the clutch at 6k RPM????
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Spanfeller is a twat
> WilliamsSW
04/17/2018 at 14:00 |
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It’s a company car! I wouldn’t do that. But I’m certain the car would lurch forward and depending in gear slip the front tyres
fintail
> Spanfeller is a twat
04/17/2018 at 14:00 |
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What I assume is a sharp dent on the hood doesn’t bode well. The kind a pedestrian might leave...
Nice gauges too.
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Spanfeller is a twat
> fintail
04/17/2018 at 14:01 |
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Oh. Well... It’s the angle it doesn’t have a dent
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WilliamsSW
> Spanfeller is a twat
04/17/2018 at 14:03 |
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Awwww, too bad - it’s always fun to beat the hell out of drive stick shift cars that you don’t own.
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fintail
> Spanfeller is a twat
04/17/2018 at 14:05 |
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uh huh :)
Cé hé sin
> Spanfeller is a twat
04/17/2018 at 15:16 |
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That’s an odd looking Yaris.
(Googles)
There are different Yarises and Mexico got a different one to the French made ones I see.
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Spanfeller is a twat
> fintail
04/17/2018 at 17:19 |
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No big dents.
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fintail
> Spanfeller is a twat
04/17/2018 at 21:01 |
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You just got that fixed. I think the dent was from a head.
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Spanfeller is a twat
> fintail
04/17/2018 at 21:04 |
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You’re joking right? The car is too small and light to hurt a human. It doesn’t have any Camry dents yet... Even if it’s a Yaris.
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fintail
> Spanfeller is a twat
04/17/2018 at 21:11 |
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lul you really think I am serious? :)